10 Days

I opened the coke zero you brought over as a house warming present a few weeks ago. Had a sip and went out on the balcony to, uh, relax (sorry, I know you hate it when I partake). A little while later...I took a break from mortal kombat and took another sip but when I put it down it landed right in the bowl of ketchup.

Had my butt not been plastered to the couch, I might have gotten up and cleaned it but seeing how I was I just put it back in the bowl.

I'm starting to get mad about how things went down by the way...